vi. When you are expecting some answers from your Chinese audience, you may just get a mysterious smile and their silence only.
n. the facial expression with smile while keeping ones mouth shut.
ie. Once asked about what happened after July, 5th, 2009 in Xinjiang, the western province of China, many Uygurs smilenced.
n. Democrazy is an illusional system of government in which people choose their rulers by voting for them in elections, which only exists in few Chinese imagination.
ie. In the mysterious land like China, the cure for democrazy, a dangerous sickness can be found in mental-illness hospitals or prisons.
adverb:be with each other no matter what
ie. They met each other in a Chinese university campus; they have been togayther finally after graduation and going abroad.
n. Once you think you can do what you want to do, you are also damned in Malegebi.
ie. Life is dear, love is dearer. Both can be given up; then all you have is freedamn.
n. a shitizen of a particular country like China is legally accepted as belonging to that country without any right of citizen.
ie. "I'm a senior official as your mayor, and you are only a shitizen!"quote from a high-rank drunk Chinese official, Mr. Lin.
n. an announcement made for divorce
ie. "I am so happy to divorce with you. And I wish you and your Xiaosan a merry marriage like ours."That's a divoice from a woman who managed to leave her ex-husband almost nothing.
n. the basic instinct of the species called "male"
ie. Tiger Woods didn't do anything wrong but showing his animale.
n. A country where people enjoy 70% energy supply and asking others to cut carbon emission.
ie. If you were elected in Amerryca, you would be a war president and Nobel peace prize winner at the same time too.
n. a restricted computer network connecting other approved networks and computers in certain regions or countries like China, Iran, Vietnam etc.
ie. "What is Yake Lizard what is Yake Lizard, ah? Innernet is Yake Lizard!" “什么亚克蜥？啊 什么亚克蜥？内联网就是亚克蜥！”
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n. abbreviation of Yake Lizard mentioned above
ie. "What is yakshit what is yakshit, ah
The CPC Central Committee’s policies are yakshit."
Translation of the full lyric of the hot song played on the show of Spring Festival for the year of tiger.
n. The most mysterious department in China, which is in charge of almost everything and you can never find it when needed.
ie. When google said it wants to negotiate with Chinese departyment about its threat of pulling out of China, it found that there is no such a departyment.
v. kill oneself by playing seek-and-hide game
ie. The word suihide is invented from the experience of Mr. Qiaoming Li ,who was found dead after he was put into custody more than 10 days for his cutting a tree on Kuming city, Yunnan province. The initial report issued by the police said he fell down when playing a hide-and-seek game during the custody along with other prisoners.
v. the advanced high-speed train which costs more than average Chinese can afford.
ie. When they were told that most of migrant works cannot afford go back to their hometowns for the Spring Festival reunion by airplane, the officials responded, "Now they have the option to take Don'train."
n. the fare you are supposed to pay for others to save your corpse after you die.
ie. If you can avoid being fished when you are alive, and save most of the corpspend, you are definitely a successful shitizen!
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Three Teens Drowned In Jingzhou
n. a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.
ie. Every jokarlist make such statement when they start their professional life, "I swear that in my professional life, I will write only for those who give me tips and make sure nobody would be pissed off by my reports."
v. the most popular on-line game in China which everyone with IQ above 30 can play.
ie. Netizens in Xinjiang have paid cash for friends out of the province to continue play vegeteal for over half a year, and the market demand even created related jobs.
NYT：China's Self-Defeating Censorship
n. Chinese people whose spending can save China, America, EU and Taiwan from financial crisis at same time
ie. Why do we need to export any value to be a superpower? As long as we can export Chinsumers, nobody would look down upon us.
n. Assistant who helps her boss whenever and whatever he needs.
ie. Bill Clinton, as any successful animale, has a wonderful wife and a dozen sexretaries.
v. A protective action made by Big brother who always takes care of you with your own money, for example, they help delete inappropriate on-line content before you can get access.
ie. "What is yakshit what is yakshit, ah
The canclensor is yakshit."
v. the super treatment usually only available to high-rank officials in China
ie. Mr. Xilai Bo, the party boss of Chongqing city, was carassed because of his "Cracking-Organized-Crime" Campaign through a special song created and dedicated to him —— The Song of Xilai
adj. being calm and reasonable, usually with the smilence expression
ie. After Yangjia's execution, his mother was reported emotionormal from the mental-illness hospital, according to state-owned media.
adj. the stable situation where everybody is emotionormal and there is no sign of unrest at all
ie. We have been in a harmany society for too long to remember what is harmony.